iCool

*This blog is in no way affiliated with apple/mac* That being said, I wish it were. Because it seems that anything with an "i" in front of it is automatically cool. iPeanuts are better than regular salted peanuts, iScissors can call your cousin in Japan while cutting through two inches of steel; iPot won the Food Networks next top chef spot while making the food network 10x as "high".

So, because I am into trends, I declare that I am no longer just me. I am iRena. And iAm amazing! iCan do all my homework, go to work, go to class, make dinner, clean the house, and bring world hunger to an end all in three minutes.. and 22 seconds. Just wait to see what iWill do in 5 minutes. We might all be surprised. iWould solve the energy crisis, resurrect dinosaurs, get Sarah Palin to wear pants, get Hillary Rodham-Clinton to wear a skirt, and single-handedly end terrorism with the hair on my right arm. There's a lot of power in that little i. Too bad I can't actually be as cool as it.

p.s. Please no one out there name their next child i____.